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My Joke media type="custom" key="6810705" How Maui split NZ?

Maui is a young mischievous boy with a power like no other. He is a person that learns important life lessons from a task using skills and abilities that only he possess. This is one of his stories.

On a fine and sunny day in New Zealand, Maui was collecting delicious mussels for his whanau to eat. Maui had almost finished collecting Mussels when he saw some non-Maori ships. The ships had been seen by Maui's tribe. It was a sign of a Pakeha raid.

"PAKEHA!" bellowed Maui with a fierce look. "Captain Mahamuta, prepare the warriors for battle. Get the villagers behind the barracks. If we cannot hold them off, get the villagers to head south and warn all other tribes."

Captain Mahamuta grabbed his weapon and then he gave his men orders."Warriors get into defensive position!" Maui put up a fierce fight but it was not enough. Maui fled to the southern part of New Zealand with the terrified villagers and a handful of stunned warriors. Unfortunately Captain Mahamuta died gloriously on the battlefield. It was a long walk to the South Island and Maui and his tribe were weak and losing vitality. It was a nightmare that you cannot wake up from.

Pakeha made home at the northern part of New Zealand. Maui was devastated about the death of his gallant warriors and the loss of his land. But this was not the first time the Pakeha have laid siege on the Maori.

Maui had organised Patrols and Towers to scout out and prey on the enemy. He had men in trenches armed with piercing spears, lengthy arrows, berserk axes and lethal muskets. The only noise was the noise of the tall brown trees howling as they swayed their long thick arms in the wind. There was anxiousness and horror running through the brave warriors.

Everyone had almost settled down when suddenly the Towers saw a bizarre movement in the black bush. It was a raid of over 500 feirce looking Pakeha soldiers.The Tower froze with fear and then shouted, "INCOMING!".

The night was lit up like radiant stars at night with the gunfire from the muskets. The Maori tribe was in a massacre made by the Pakeha. The evil Pakeha had broken through Maui's defences and terror was running through the villagers veins because of the bloodshed.

Devastated at the death of his tribe, Maui unleashed a magnificent but at the same time horrifying power. Maui sucked the life out of the attacking Pakeha and then went right into the earth. There was silence. Maui had turned into New Zealand. Maui put cracks in the land and spilt New Zealand into three pieces; North, South and Stewart Island. The earth was shaking like a rumbling tummy. The Pakeha were weak and could not attack the Maori any more. The Maori were finally safe from the gallant and sturdy Pakeha and no Pakeha ever tried to interfere with Maui and his tribe again. Pakeha still fear of the bold and muscular Maui.